It’s a well-known fact that females are supposed to be hairless, odorless and ever so ladylike.
There are times when we females don’t wanna do the continuous lady-scaping that is expected of us. It’s a damn pain in the ass, if you ask me.
If only we had some of the products of yesteryear still available to us, how much easier it would be….
Flat as a pancake? Ran out of tissues?
No worries, a pair of glam falsies, and you’ll be the talk of the town.
After collecting his data, Max Factor realized this woman was flawed beyond repair.
Then, he went golfing.
Yes, you are, Ned. Just beautiful!
And that stash is sexy hot.
Poor Beatrice. All those long hours at the salon, and all for not.
No man likes the smell of corn chips, Bea, unless it’s game day.
Bzzzzzz…..don’t worry, the smoke means its working.
You just can’t find good body paint anymore.
So ends this weeks installment of retro ads. Stay tuned next week, when we explore completely fucked up sexist ads!
I know, I can barely contain myself, either.