Alice: Sweater swimming? Thank you, I had gotten lost in a comment thread and lost hope in humanity. Thank God for sweater man.
Mer: Wtf? So bizarre.
Alice: I know. Like – is he really swimming in that?
Mer: He’s getting ready to jump in dramatically.
Alice: Yeah, maybe. I get out of the pool and bing my sweater appears. Shop at Sears.
Mer: JC Penney.
Alice: Wait – and – isn’t that – a woman’s sweater? Think of it. It’s very slimming.
Mer: It’s formfitting and snug, everything that I look for in a swimming sweater.
Alice: Yes! It looks like he is in mid The Thinker pose. Like -why am I wearing women’s clothes and underwear into the pool? Hmmm.
Mer: He needed the money and was tired of making porn.
Alice: Haha! He is a perfect combination of one of the Bonds on top, and Magnum P.I. on bottom.
Mer: His thighs are so hairy and solid. Damn!
Alice: And his shorts are so short. Hey, and he’s got a necklace. I’m picturing one of those giant gold dollar signs.
Mer: It does somehow tie the look together, though.
Alice: Really creates the look. Oh, there’s his wife nearby. “Hey, stay out of my closet and get out of the pool!”
Mer: Bob, for the last time, it’ll never catch on!
Alice: Bob is certain it will. After all, people will always wear sexy sideburns like that.
Mer: Nuthuggers always make me stop and take a better look.
Alice: There’s that hint of mystery under the sweater.
Mer: Like, how big are his nipples? These sort of things are of the utmost importance to know.
Alice: I think I see one poking out in the sweater. Must be cold in there.
Mer: Ah, that’s why I can’t detect any trace of his willy.
Willy, come out! It’s okay, don’t be shy!
Alice: Must be.
See, it’s cold so he had to put the sweater on! That’s why we can’t see those rockin’ swim trunks.Either that or he’s actually a Ken doll with hair glued on.No extra parts included.
Mer: Just a misleading bulge.
Alice: Yes! Why do that? Man, I think the sweater is to keep us guessing.I MUST see those trunks. He might be in his daughter’s closet man.
Mer: The 70’s were a weird time, dude.I’m glad I was too young to realize that plaid was lame.
Alice: Me too. So, so weird and tacky.Just love his expression. You know you want to rip this sweater off of me.
Mer: I do, but not for the reason you think.