Category Archives: beauty

Clear Skin or Death?

What woman doesn’t want a beautiful complexion? Rosy cheeks, smooth like porcelain? Well, now you can! As we all know, arsenic does not purify the blood in any way, shape or form. Regular users during the late 1800’s and early … Continue reading

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beauty is only skin deep

Good afternoon kids, today we’re gonna talk about something that gets under my skin. That’s a current image, pulled straight from Facebook yesterday afternoon. It got me thinking, is this a recent phenomenon or something that goes back a ways? … Continue reading

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A Smooth Move

Have you ever wondered what people one hundred years ago used when they suffered from occasional constipation? Well, wait no longer! Forget about that enema. All you need is Dr. W. B. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin. (Notice how we are told … Continue reading

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Hair, glorious hair…

My hair and I have always had issues. It was a beautiful dark brown when I was just a kidlet. (I borrowed that word from someone, but have forgotten just who. So, thank you, whoever it was…oh wait, Mental Mama!) … Continue reading

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That’s just so wrong

Who just snickered? Oh yeah, that was me. No matter how mature we all claim to be, there are times when we go back to being a kid again. Remember those innocent days? Bill’s mom is hot and let’s you … Continue reading

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The price of beauty

It’s a well-known fact that females are supposed to be hairless, odorless and ever so ladylike. Screw that. There are times when we females don’t wanna do the continuous lady-scaping that is expected of us. It’s a damn pain in … Continue reading

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