Category Archives: Word to the Wives

suck sticks

What self-respecting lady doesn’t love a good suck? Hey, the name of this one sounds like “vagina!” That must be because only women can figure out a vacuum cleaner. Oooh, this one rolls. On wheels. And the tools come with … Continue reading

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Ask Mary Alice

I am back to answer your questions.  I apologize for my absence, but my dear husband Bob needed someone to do every single thing for him.  Every. Single. Thing.  Not that I mind, of course, it is my duty and … Continue reading

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Merbear and Alice Go With the Flow

Alice: I hate it when things “show” on “those days”! Merbear: Stick a cork in me, and let’s go!  Don’t forget to grab the boogie board. Alice:  Yeah, just don’t mention your “down there’ whatever you do! Merbear:  Why, I … Continue reading

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Ask Mary Alice

Mary Alice is back again answering your questions – well, okay, she is answering questions from church friends because no one from the peanut gallery submitted a question yet!  So ask a question!  Uh, that is, if you don’t mind, … Continue reading

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Ask Mary Alice

Have a question?  Just ask Mary Alice, professional housewife. (Psst, avoid that skank Marlene.) Mary Alice, My husband thinks I should always be in high heels and pregnant.  But he won’t buy me shoes, and I already spent my allowance … Continue reading

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