Tag Archives: 1950’s retro humor

The Allure Of Smoking

Nowadays, smoking is an evil, disgusting habit to have. But this wasn’t always the case, as this cute little baby demonstrates. I had my first cigarette, let’s see…I will guess about 1989. (I didn’t inhale.) I grew up watching both … Continue reading

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I hate dishpan hands

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The trouble with Madge

Madge: Oh Martha! I don’t know what I’m going to do! Martha: What’s that dear? I can’t hear you over the judgmental voices in my head. Madge: I’m not sure if I should call off the engagement with Rick. I … Continue reading

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Meet Marlene’s dad…

Marlene, get me a cold Schlitz. Yes, father. How have you been? Oh, just wonderful. Your stepmother takes wonderful care of me, unlike your mother did. The hussy. Here’s your beer, you son of a bitch. Eh? What was that? … Continue reading

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Marlene takes a call

Hello? Good evening, is this Marlene? Why yes, this is she. Ah, wonderful. If you ever go near my husband again, I will scratch your eyes out. Your husband? Who is this? Talk about vague.   Listen here you strumpet! … Continue reading

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Marlene talks about Mary Alice

Every girl needs a best girlfriend. I remember the first time I met Mary Alice. She was playing in the sandbox and had the only bucket. I needed it so I pushed her down. My daddy always told me I … Continue reading

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Ask Mary Alice

I am back to answer your questions.  I apologize for my absence, but my dear husband Bob needed someone to do every single thing for him.  Every. Single. Thing.  Not that I mind, of course, it is my duty and … Continue reading

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