Tag Archives: Marlene

Mommy’s little heathen…

Hello, my adoring public. Sorry I have been away for so long. I had some things to contend with. Joe Jr got caught with some reefer. He has been absolutely insufferable.  Neener!! Why, you little….damn it, where’s my wine glass? … Continue reading

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Marlene takes a call

Hello? Good evening, is this Marlene? Why yes, this is she. Ah, wonderful. If you ever go near my husband again, I will scratch your eyes out. Your husband? Who is this? Talk about vague.   Listen here you strumpet! … Continue reading

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Mary Alice Meets Her Prince

I first met my Bob at a party at Marlene’s house.  I was a junior in high school and had never had a boyfriend, never been kissed.  Marlene had had plenty of boyfriends, in fact, she had made her way … Continue reading

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Mary Alice and Her Hoover

My Bob is the most generous man.  He only buys the best for me.  Last Christmas, for instance, he got me a Hoover, not some old crummy vacuum like Marlene has.  No, a Hoover is what every woman aspires to … Continue reading

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Marlene has a creeper….

Oh, I do hope Marlene comes out to water her plants today. Hey Mr. Jones, whatcha’ doin? What!? Oh, hello there Johnny! I am bird watching my boy! I love nature! Yes, indeed. Birds are amazing creatures. Golly, I didn’t … Continue reading

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Marlene talks about following your dreams

A girl should always follow her dreams. I will share a secret with you. The summer after I graduated from high school, I ran away from home. I had saved my babysitting money from watching those dreadful little Johnson children, … Continue reading

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Meet Joe Jr.

Bug off mom! Are you writing a book? I told you to put in the dog and take out the trash before you go out with those hooligan friends of yours! Cool it mom! This place is a total drag! … Continue reading

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