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Marlene makes Christmas Punch…

Oh! Hello there, and Merry Christmas! Hiccup! Oh dear, excuse me. I have been busy making the most delightful Christmas punch! I got the recipe from Mary Alice a few years back, and it’s the bee’s knee’s! Mommy, can I … Continue reading

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Mary Alice Meets Her Prince

I first met my Bob at a party at Marlene’s house.  I was a junior in high school and had never had a boyfriend, never been kissed.  Marlene had had plenty of boyfriends, in fact, she had made her way … Continue reading

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An evening with Marlene and Joe

Joe, I need some more money, the plumber was here the other day. It took him longer than I thought it would. No problem, anything for you honey muffin. Please don’t call me that, it makes my eye twitch. Sorry … Continue reading

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Marlene is smoking

There is nothing better than a cigarette. Hmm, there it is. I remember my first drag, it was so smooth and mellow. So satisfying. I held it deep within and then blew it out slowly. It had a rich, bold … Continue reading

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Mary Alice and Her Hoover

My Bob is the most generous man.  He only buys the best for me.  Last Christmas, for instance, he got me a Hoover, not some old crummy vacuum like Marlene has.  No, a Hoover is what every woman aspires to … Continue reading

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Marlene goes to the doctor

Good morning Doctor Peterson! Thanks for squeezing me in, I know it was last minute. No problem, Marlene. You just missed Mary Alice, actually. Yes, she has that nasty flatulence. The baby is pressing right on her bowels, or else she … Continue reading

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Mary Alice’s How to Have the Perfect Home and Family

Today Mary Alice is taking us on a tour of her home and introducing us to her family.  We also switched her coffee when she wasn’t looking with Folger’s.  We’ll see what happens. Hello, I’m Mrs. Mary Alice Johnson, wife … Continue reading

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