Tag Archives: Wonder Twins

Underwear? Under There!

There’s been a lot covered on the Wonder Twins, but what about butts?  That is, how many ads have there been on stuff covering your naughty bits?  Well, okay, there was this: Okay, and this . . . But I … Continue reading

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Mary Alice Meets Her Prince

I first met my Bob at a party at Marlene’s house.  I was a junior in high school and had never had a boyfriend, never been kissed.  Marlene had had plenty of boyfriends, in fact, she had made her way … Continue reading

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Mary Alice and Her Hoover

My Bob is the most generous man.  He only buys the best for me.  Last Christmas, for instance, he got me a Hoover, not some old crummy vacuum like Marlene has.  No, a Hoover is what every woman aspires to … Continue reading

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Mary Alice’s How to Have the Perfect Home and Family

Today Mary Alice is taking us on a tour of her home and introducing us to her family.  We also switched her coffee when she wasn’t looking with Folger’s.  We’ll see what happens. Hello, I’m Mrs. Mary Alice Johnson, wife … Continue reading

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Ask Mary Alice

I am back to answer your questions.  I apologize for my absence, but my dear husband Bob needed someone to do every single thing for him.  Every. Single. Thing.  Not that I mind, of course, it is my duty and … Continue reading

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Merbear and Alice Go With the Flow

Alice: I hate it when things “show” on “those days”! Merbear: Stick a cork in me, and let’s go!  Don’t forget to grab the boogie board. Alice:  Yeah, just don’t mention your “down there’ whatever you do! Merbear:  Why, I … Continue reading

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Ask Mary Alice

Mary Alice is back again answering your questions – well, okay, she is answering questions from church friends because no one from the peanut gallery submitted a question yet!  So ask a question!  Uh, that is, if you don’t mind, … Continue reading

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